Here is a little secret: I was a huge office prankster and back in my corporate life. I did everything from coordinating an entire office to call in sick to bombarding a company with phony job applications. I did almost get fired for the calling in sick thing, but hey … it was pretty funny. Since we do not do office pranks at M Com Publishing or M Communications (we are virtual … am I supposed to play a prank on myself?), I need to find a fix elsewhere. My neighbor has had this flamingo on his lawn for the last 6 months. When chatting with a fellow neighbor about this eyesore, I told her that I wanted to steal it and then wrap it up as a white elephant gift for my neighborhood Christmas party. Mission accomplished and Happy Monday!