Drive like a complete maniac. Warning, I have been almost run over not once, but twice by a blue Cookie Lee Prius. If you see this vehicle, I highly recommend you either pull of the road or call 911. I know there are a bunch of these cars out there, however this one will be flying at your review mirror at record speed. If you feel the need to drive like a complete moron, you might want to watch who you are cutting off, because they may be pulling into the same parking lot and the same event you are. Second, if you drive a Prius I highly recommend not cutting of SUV’s. The larger ones have a tendency to take a bit longer to stop. My point? Play safe on the road and keep in mind that many people do not like to do business with road maniacs. For more funnies, sign up for the M-Dash here.
